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notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

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greaterland:

me as hell

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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freddie-photography:

Freddie Ardley’s Highlights of 2014 (So-Far)

Here is a look back at some of my favourite artwork that I have had the fortune of photographing and creating in 2014. 

They are in no particular order, and are of a wide variety of genres, but it is very satisfying to look back at a years worth of work and notice similarities and nuances that have carried across in a ‘style’. 

Some of these can still be purchased as limited edition prints at: ArtFinder.com/freddieardley

Freddie Ardley Photography

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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stunningpicture:

The camera angle they never show on TV
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nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.
thatfunnyblog:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

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shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

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heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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